my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.

prrrobablydrunk:

boobs are the ultimate napping place

prrrobablydrunk:
“Her eyes doe
”

prrrobablydrunk:

Her eyes doe

when i grow up

the-sleepy-poet:

when i grow up 
i want to be
a
chameleon’s
tongue or 
blobs in 
a lava lamp,
albatross
wings, 
i  want to be
a New York
Times Sunday 
Crossword or
David 
Attenborough’s
voice,  
i want to be
a friendly
waterspout,
i want to be
the Tsingys,
i want to be
a lemur’s 
hop, a rabbit’s
tail, wet soil
by the 
Colorado River, 
i want to be
a sonic boom, 
i want to be
a wolf’s howl or
a lion’s mane, 
i want to be
a treasure map, 
a bolt of lightning, 
a wave at 
Cape St. Francis
or the red
in a rainbow,
i want to be
a slinky on
an escalator,
a rollercoaster
at Disneyland,
i want to be 
the first bite
of watermelon
on a hot day,  
i want to be
a greeting at
the airport, 
i want to be
Ted Williams’
baseball bat
in 1941, 
i want to be
a poem 
that makes
every reader
smile to their
earlobes.